How to tell where a Driver comes from in Australia

The person who gave us this list, Tim Guy, should know about these things. We met him on a campground in Port Augusta while he was riding his recumbent tricycle from Darwin to Melbourne.

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: NEWCASTLE.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out the window: ALBURY.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out the window, cutting across all lanes of traffic, gun in lap: BRISBANE.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: CANBERRA.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: MELBOURNE.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: ADELAIDE or PERTH.

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cellphone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SYDNEY.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing a KFC box or empty VB cans out the window: ALICE SPRINGS

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, middle finger out window, beer cans on floor, feral pigs hanging from pickup truck: DARWIN

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 50 km per hour on the billion dollar Pacific Highway in the left lane, with the left blinker on: GOLD COAST.

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: HOBART.